LMAO Thursdays- Dear blank jokes time!

Dear Board of Education,

You spelled "bored" wrong.

                                                          Sincerely, students around the world.

Dear Spongebob,

You live in Bikini Bottom and you're super absorbant?

                                                           Sincerely, you're a tampon.

Dear boy who broke my heart,

I watch Burn Notice, CSI, Psych, White Collar, Cops, Police POV, Dexter and NCIS.

                                                         Sincerely, ...there will be no evidence.

Dear Concerned Parents,

Why was I home late? Oh, you know, the usual... landing in jail, running across railroads, and spending hundreds of dollars.

                                                        Sincerely, seriously though, monopoly is a really long game.

Dear ladies,

There is no such things as automatic doors... just gentlemen ninjas.

                                                      Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear "I slept over at a friend's house last night",

I called five of your friends, you slept over at all of their houses, and apparently you're still asleep at three of them...

                                                     Sincerely, suspicious mom.

Dear "I slept over at a friend's house last night",

I called five of your friends, you slept over at all of their houses, and apparently you're still asleep at three of them...

                                                  Sincerely, suspicious mom.

Dear facebook,

Please have a "mentally dating my favorite fictional character" relationship option.

                                                 Sincerely, the world needs to know about me and Fred Weasley.

Dear attractive guy who's blatantly staring at me,

If I walk any sexier, my butt will fall off.

                                                 Sincerely, seriously, I can't do this much longer...

Dear puzzle piece,

Now you fit!

                                                 Sincerely, scissors.

All these jokes have been taken from the site http://www.dearblankpleaseblank.com/. Its a fantastic site to waste time! If you dont't have a life(like me), i can tell you lots of more sites to kill your time. :).

Yes the Internet is my best friend :/ .!!

And i felt like thursdays are always ignored in front of the other days of the week! Thus the title LMAO thurdays!

It would be fun to read DBPB jokes in Indian context, do you have some in mind.?

Do share if you find any good DBPB jokes, in the site.

xoxo

5 Awesome beauty/personal care products under INR200(5$)

            1.    Lotus Herbals Lip therapy

INR 95

Claims:

Rehydrates- Imparts lips active moisturising benefits of Shea and Kokum natural butters.

Heals- It heals dry chapped and cracked lips.

Protects- Protects lips from sun’s UVA and UVB rays.

Okay this comes under 100 bucks category, but you get the point, right?

It is available in Chocolate, Velvetty Rose, Fresh Mint, Vanilla and Cocoa. I have this in Vanilla and though I don’t feel anything especially Vanillaish about it, it is a very good chapstick.

It has got SPF 15 too. It is perfect to wear under lipstick or glosses.  I think this is going to last really long, I have already have had it for three months.

 

       2.    Lotus Herbals WHITEGLOW Oatmeal & Yogurt Skin Whitening Scrub

INR145 (100gms)

Claims:Lotus WhiteGlow Oatmeal & Yogurt Skin Whitening Scrub exfoliates the skin gently, removes dirt, impurities, blackheads and whiteheads leaving your skin brighter and healthier with a shining glow. The gentle exfoliating action works on skin discoloration, dull and uneven skin tones and softens the skin giving you a firmer texture. Oatmeal exfoliates gently, restores the natural moisture balance of the skin and yogurt moisturizes and lightens the skin reducing imperfections giving you silky, smooth and brighter skin.

It claims that it is for all skin type.

This is a great scrub. Whenever I use it I actually feel that my skin has brightened a bit. It doesn’t prevent/extracts blackheads and whiteheads but exfoliates well. One more thing, it smells great!

           

3.Maybelline expert wear blush

INR 209(please don’t hate me because it is notexactly under 200 bucks :/ )

Claims: oil free, wont clog pores, dermatologist tested.

I like, I like. I have this in berry sorbet, and I love this colour.!!

Here is a closer view.

I think it would go with all skin tones.  Also it has just the perfect amount of shine in it, which works as highlighter.

                          

       4.    Garnier Light eye roll on

INR 199(there! That’s exactly under 200 bucks)

Claims:

Contains caffeine(of synthetic origin) which is known for its stimulating properties on micro circulation.

Contains pro vitamin B5 for its hydrating properties.

Garnier roll on is for dark circles and puffiness. Now it has not done wonders for my eye area or anything, but as I have heard eye area is very hard to deal with. It contains caffeine which is also the main ingredient in MAC’s fast response eye cream, and many other eye creams. You need more reason to buy this, well it was also voted as the product of the year 2010.

Garnier has just launched the new tinted versions of its eye roll on.

       5.   Maybelline Colossal Kajal

INR 150

Claims- 6 hours of black,bold,smudge resistant stay.

The ultimate in care with a combination of 5 caring ingredients. Formula enriched with vitamin E soothes the eyes.

It’s a great kajal and is really economic too. It does not exactly stay for 6 hours or anything but it does not smudge. It just, ummm….. disappears from my eyes.  Re application after some time is necessary but it does not smudge.

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Hope you guys found some useful information and ideas in today’s post.

So….have you guys used any of these products?

Thanks for following guys. I really appreciate it. J

Have a great week ahead!! 

XOXO

 

Have you heard about Jus Reign??

What?!

You dont know who Jus Reign is?!!!!

?!! :/

Actually its fine guys, he is not that famous in India, (i have to add a big) YET.

He is a brilliant youtube vlogger of Indian origin. You'll know what i mean if you just check out his videos.

I am such a big fan of his..

Here is one my my fav video by him.

                                          

Oriflame Tea Tree Purifying Blemish Solver – Quick Review

Price: INR 259 for 14ml

(I got it at discount for 200 only.. yay!)

What it claims: Helps dry out blemishes anytime, anywhere. Dot this handy stick with pure organic tea tree oil on targeted areas to soothe and clear skin. Use under make-up or wear alone. Dermatologically tested.

Ingredients: Aqua, Alcohol Denat, Glycerin, Butylene Glycol, Polsorbate 20, Peg-40 Hydrogenated Castor Oil, Melaluca Alternifolia Leaf Oil, Allantoin, Parfum, Limonene.

Alc. Vol. 53%

Pros:

Soothes blemishes and acne.

Does not irritate or dry skin.

A little goes a long way. The texture is clear and water like, which is absorbed by the skin within seconds.

A lot of pressure has to be applied to the applicator but on the positive side it checks that the product is not wasted.

It can be easily carried in your bag.

I have worn it under makeup and didn’t face any problem.

Cons

Contains alcohol.

But I did some research on alcohol and found out that not all alcohol is bad for skin. I don’t know about this one though.

My rating: 5/5

For being economic and for actually clearing out my skin when everything else failed. M not even cutting any points for the alcohol it contains.

Finally I found my HG acne and blemish product. It totally lives up to its claims. Oriflame has got has many other products products in its tea tree oil rangelike concealer stick and facewash.

Paisa Vasool: Yes

Would I repurchase: Yes.

Now i m thinking about trying more oriflame products, I mean they are priced reasonably. Once my friend had bought Oriflame honey cream and I literally couldn’t stop smelling it. I swear,l I just kept on opening its jar again and again and sniffed shamelessly :p.

Let me know if you guys have tried any of the oriflame proucts.

Have a great weekend!! :)