Return of the Dear Blank Jokes

 

Monday. Aaah….. You know what is worst than a “full of work” Monday? A very uneventful, boring and unproductive Monday. Seriously gurls you should be happy if ur loaded with a lot of work.

There is nothing that cheers me up like good DBPB jokes though.(well there are some things but, but...... lets just talk about them some other time okayee)  I am sharing some DPBP here so we can all laugh together.

:D

Dear Cinderella,

If the shoe fit so perfect, why did it fall off in the first place?

 Sincerely, your curious Prince

Dear Facebook,

Could you please add a "will die alone with 72 cats" relationship option?

 Sincerely, 10 cats and counting.

Dear person reading this,

You're here because you're actively procrastinating or avoiding real work, aren't you? It's OK...me too.

Sincerely, I'll work tomorrow

Dear butt,

 You managed to turn on my phone, decipher my screen lock code, put it on speaker, AND call Pizza Hut in the middle of class?

Sincerely, I'm impressed.

Dear Noah,

So...What did you, your family, and all the animals eat while you were on that boat when it rained for 40 days?

 Sincerely, IS THAT WHY WE DON'T HAVE UNICORNS?!?

Dear Jack Sparrow,

You are the only guy who can have long hair, beads, jewelry, eyeliner, and STILL be considered straight.

Sincerely, teach me.

Dear people,

 Please help, I'm 20 years old and I can't get a better job than at a fast food place. I'm socially awkward, and my only co-worker hates me. I'd complain, but my boss only cares about money. I'd leave, but I can't pass my drivers test, or any test I've ever taken. I'm in love with one of my only friends; she's a smart, athletic, gorgeous southern belle, but, I'm stuck in the friend zone. My only other friend is this guy who i'm pretty sure only talks to me, because he's mentally handicapped. To top it all off, I live in a freaking pineapple. Sincerely,

 Spongebob S Pants.

All the jokes have been taken from the site www.dearblankpleaseblank.com.

If you find some amusing jokes please do share.

Have a rocking week ahead gurls!!