Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...
Sincerely, the Titanic.
Have you ever come across “Dear blank” jokes? I am obsessed with them. They are funny and really creative. Here are a few of my favourites. All these jokes are taken from the site http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/ When I first came across this site I got sooo.. addicted to these jokes, I think I checked out the entire site in two-three days. These jokes kind of grow on you. So don’t go crazy trying to figure them out ,if you don’t understand them at first.
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
Dear Stephenie Meyer,
I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.
Sincerely, J.K. Rowling
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
So they screwed up your nose too?
Sincerely, Michael Jackson
Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
hehe :) :) :D..... if you find a totally awesome dear blank joke, do share with me. I cant get enough of them.