Thursday, May 5, 2011

I love "Dear Blank" jokes!!

Dear icebergs,

Sorry to hear about the global warming. Enjoy the Karma...

                                                                                                     Sincerely, the Titanic.

Lol :P

Have you ever come across “Dear blank” jokes? I am obsessed with them. They are funny and really creative. Here are a few of my favourites. All these jokes are taken from the site http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/ When I first came across this site I got sooo.. addicted to these jokes, I think I checked out the entire site in two-three days. These jokes kind of grow on you. So don’t go crazy trying to figure them out ,if you don’t understand them at first.



Dear Boyfriend,

I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
                                                                                     
                                                              Sincerely, Spiders


Dear Buffy,

We have a new assignment for you. His name is Edward.
                                                         
                                                         Sincerely, anonymous.

Dear Stephenie Meyer,

I'm sorry your fans are so obnoxious. Try using less glitter.
                                                    
                                                            Sincerely, J.K. Rowling

Dear Yahoo,

I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying...
    
                                                                                             Sincerely, Google

Dear Voldemort,

So they screwed up your nose too?
                                                                              Sincerely, Michael Jackson

Dear Facebook,

Just wait, one day they'll abandon you as well.
                                                                              Sincerely, Myspace



hehe :) :) :D..... if you find a totally awesome dear blank  joke, do share with me. I cant get enough of them.
Xoxo
Ginger

17 comments:

  1. Hehe those made me laugh thank you for sharing!Thanks for your sweet comment too!I really like your blog, I'm gonna follow you! I hope you will too =) Ciao!

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  2. Hello,
    I loved your blog, it's soooooo sweet!!
    I am already following you!!
    Can you follow me too please?? And if you dont mind could you follow the blog's twitter? @_justforgirls
    Kisses
    Alice Dias


    http://coisassoparameninasfofis.blogspot.com

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  3. hahahah! I love that site too

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  4. hahahahahahahahahaha! soooo funny!




    xoxo from rome
    K.
    http://kcomekarolina.blogspot.com/

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  5. thanks for your lovely comment! :)
    visit me again some time and follow me if you want! <3

    xx

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  6. ooohh hahaha this is very funny :D
    so I invite you to my blog !

    xoxo

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  7. These were funny! I had heard few before but some I'd heard the first time :)

    Thanks for your lvely comment.

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  8. hi dear..
    what an amazing blog...
    if you want we can follow each other..let me know..

    look my post VERYSIMPLE and leave me a comment what do you think about the ss 2011 collection...

    xoxo2befab

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  9. hahahahaaha!!!! really nice... these are very funny..

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  10. haha ZOMG I am checking thos out NOW!

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  11. HAhaah they are brilliant

    Dear Twilight fans,
    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that.
    Sincerely, Logic


    Dear Mom,
    Im 16 now, can I PLEASE get a bra?
    Sincerely, your son, Justin B

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  12. @classy and fab. hahaha i love this one

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  13. Ginger - you are too cute! I love your posts :) Keep keepin it real!

    Instylation Blog

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  14. Rofl :P The jokes r awsum :d Am following u Ginger :)

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  15. These are really funny. I found another great one:

    Dear Mom,
    Im 16 now, can I PLEASE get a bra?
    Sincerely, your son, Justin B

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  16. And these too :)

    Dear World of Warcraft,
    Thank you for ensuring my sons virginity.
    Sincerely, parents everywhere

    Dear Jacob Black,
    I noticed you drive a motorcycle and turn into a huge dog. How original.
    Sincerely, Sirius Black

    Dear Sarah Palin,
    Yes, you'll be president in 2012. That's what the whole "world ending" thing was about.
    Sincerely, the Mayans.

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