Thursday, March 8, 2012

LMAO Thursdays - DPBP Jokes and Happy doggie!

Heyaa!! I hope your Holi must have been joyful and colourful!! Heck most of you won’t even read this post till Friday, so busy you must be with your Holi celebrations(or maybe scrubbing that stubborn red and purple off your hair and skin)! But here I am with your weekly dose of “Dear blank” jokes! Enjoy!!
via Google


Dear Forever21,
Wouldn't it be funny to open up a store next to yours called "Finally 22?"

                                                      Sincerely, I think I'm going to be rich.

Dear Periodic Table,
I see you've forgotten about me.
                                                    
Sincerely, The Element of Surprise...

Dear people who want to hear a joke,
Arnold Schwartzenegger has a long one, Bruce Lee has a small one, and Madonna doesn't have one. What is it?
                                                                         
                                                    
Sincerely, a last name, silly.

Dear World,
Luposlipaphobia- the abnormal, persistant fear of being pursued by timber wolves around a kitchen table while wearing socks on a newly waxed floor.  
                         
                                                                           Sincerely, I'm not lying, It's real.

Dear Facebook,
Why is there an option for an expected child as a family member?
                               Sincerely, do you really think my unborn baby has a Facebook?

Dear boyfriend,
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
                                           
                                              Sincerely, 75% off shoe sale!

If dogs and cats videos make you go awww, check out this one. And if you don’t like animals well….. say hi to Lucifer when you get there!









P.S. These DPBP jokes have been taken from the site www.dearblankpleaseblank.com
P.P.S. I love you
J

9 comments:

  1. Haha...those were seriously funny :D

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  2. Thank you for your comment!
    Cute photo. :)

    xoxo, twofaaces

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  3. Haha! The shoe sales one had me laughing like a maniac :) Thanks for sharing.

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  4. HEY SWEETIE! I JUST FOLLOWED YOU BACK, PLEASE LET ME KNOW IF YOU SEE ME IN YOUR LIST, I'M HAVING SOME PROBLEMS WITH GFC LATELY :(
    XOXO,
    FASHIONHYPNOTISED GIRL

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  5. I can see me now in your list, can you see me?

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  6. hahahahaha another set of awesome jokes! thanks Karishma :)

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  7. I am addicted to the DBPB site :D :D Thanks for introducing it in the blog :) Those jokes make my day :)

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  8. I will have to agree with the shoe sale one:D
    and I went through a phase of dear blank please blank but now, I think I am over it, I think!

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  9. ~~~earns a big LOL :D !

    and ma 1stest comment to Honeyjiii..... :D ~! woohoo! rock it here ladyyy K!

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